OK, new idea:

Remember when Boris banned drinking on the tube – and everyone got hammered on the underground, one last time?


A typical photo I took of Brits in full swing, pre-drinking ban. (Sidenote. Everyone ignored the ban and continues to do so.)

We could rent an old school double decker bus – he loves those! – like a wedding party. Then drink copiously. Then park at his doorfront and puke everywhere, vomitorium style. He worships the Romans after all!