So, I know it’s intensely irritating when people post bitchy complaints about their phones; it’s a playing card-sized piece of space age technology. Glitches shouldn’t be a life-threatening disaster.

However. My phone is being a bastard. It keeps spazzing and presenting me with a variety of solid-state colour palettes on the home screen.

I call the current one “Beetlejuice”.

Trickster bullshit asshole phone.

Photo on 22-07-2016 at 19.04